Are you sick of this garbage? Every stupid day it's the same pile of crap. Your inbox is a junkyard, and your patience is wearing thin. We need do something about this. It's time to fight back!
- Block all spam emails you receive.
- Remove yourself from any unwanted mailing lists.
- Use a good spam filter.
Don't let these lowlifes win! Fight back the tide of spam and reclaim your inbox. We can win!
This Damn Spam is Flooding My Mail
I hate getting spam. It's like an endless flood of bullshit clogging up my inbox. But lately, it's gotten completely out of hand. I'm talking about some seriously nasty spam that makes me want to punch a wall.
- These bastards
- never stop emailing me about
- some really weird stuff
I've tried deleting them, but they just keep coming back. It's like a Sisyphean.
Honestly, I don't know what to do anymore.
Maybe it's time click here to get a new email address?
Or maybe I should just give up and become a hermit
Screw You
Are we seriously such blind to click on this crap? I'm sick of seeing your lame attempts at scamming innocent people. {Get a real job|Find something better to do and leave us alone.
- Stop spamming
- Your ads make me sick
- {Go away forever|Just go away
Get The Heck Away From Here With That Junk
You know what really pisses me crazy? Receiving/Getting/Seeing that obnoxious/stupid/horrible spam in my inbox/email/messages. It's like these assholes think they can just bombard/flood/throw me with their useless/pointless/worthless garbage/advertisements/promotions. Get a grip!/Seriously?/Come on!, people. Stop it!/Have some decency!/Figure out something else to do!.
- Learn to filter/block/ignore that nonsense/rubbish/bullshit and give me a break!/leave me alone!/go away!
- And for crying out loud/mercy/heck/gods sake, stop with the overpriced/useless/fake products/services/deals. Nobody wants your junk/trash/garbage.
Spam: The Fuckest Thing Ever Invented
Dude, seriously? E-mail Trash is the {Worst|Most Cringeworthy|Absolute BiggestPile ofDumbass|Unbearable thing ever invented. It's like a Virus that just won't Die. You Attempt to Manage a clean inbox, and then BAM! A flood of Lies from some Jerk trying to sell you something RidiculousAbsolute Nonsense. I mean, come on, can't we just Ignore it?Block it all?Drown in the Chaos?
Seriously, . It's like a Scourge on the internet. A Nightmare that just won't End. I know there are people who actually Benefit From spam, but for everyone else? It's just a Aggravation.
I Can't Stand Another Damn Fcking Spam Email
My inbox is like a festering wound of pointless crap. Every day, I’m getting bombarded with these stupid spam emails that promise me miracle cures. It's enough to make me want to scream. I swear, if I see one more message for cheap Viagra, I’m going to snap.
- {Seriously|Can't you guys just
- This spam is out of control!
- I'm officially deleting my email account.